Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Cornholio Lyrics

blissed from the index it's windex clear so get the gist it's crystal could chisel out the message with a pistol the mystical lyricist spitting the irresistable steering this whole treble to a level metaphysical invisible but it's audible it's impossible to miss with a critical motif typically hidden underneath my belief through the grief through the beef through my teeth is to keep this sweetness brief and I live sleepless holy priestess the diziness and the clutter looking hideous in the gutter folks obvlivious to each other without a doubt the busiest world discovered amphibious underwater then I surface with a purpose the words that I furnish unfold if I'm nervous or controlled I can feel all the toll upon my soul behold the portfolio ill not like polio great like frosted flakes and great like cornholio

Thursday, December 8, 2011


The Best Rap Verse of All Time**Must be Beavis & Butt-Head related.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Sleep Deep Lyrics

do you normally sleep deep dreams that keep the sun shining warm or is normalcy when you're pacing awake bracing for the next storm will the swarm form in the darkness will the harvest survive the locust will my focus become all tarnished hitting me hardest when I'm at my brokest is it hopeless should I start this is this the opus of an artist so I wrote this brief catharsis but regardless I remove the harness I regenerate just like a starfish just try and ventilate and relax my mental state lacks the reaction distraction obscures all the facts with the maximum panic attacks I can sense a confessional starting cuz there's actual words with meaning and then there's empty professional jargon you could find an acceptable bargain don't mind the intestinal harming combine the terror with your error walk down the wrong vestibule darkened but there's a flawless vegetable garden exact to the decimal sharpen your pencil existential record and get all the decibals charging there's a festering festival marching in my head late night in bed I've said it's beautiful and it's bright usually it's keeping me up at night

Friday, November 18, 2011

Sleep Deep

Just realized I never posted this track to my blog. Too bad it's already old and I'm already working on some newer cooler stuff. But listen anyway, fools.
01 Sleep Deep by torchnyc

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Another Note From My Dogwalker

"Just Brooke and me today. We both checked out a cool-looking rotary phone abandoned under a tree. I bet she was only interested not to have a phone to call her friends but because there was probably pee on it."

Monday, October 24, 2011

Czech Limerick

There once was a man from Prague
Who always wanted to eat frog
So finally he did it
As he burped up a "ribbit"
And shat an amphibious log

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Verbose Lyrics

I get engrossed like a host body with ghost hypnosis spirits with the most peculiar ache so I take a dose of lyrics verbose over a verse I coast over a bass hook my pace took close to days til I posted it to facebook then the place shook case looked open and shut dismissed just taste brooklyn wordplay with a suburban jersey twist I insist crisp artistic persist risking history an abyss off in the distance and the brisk wind gets blistery the baddest clouds of stratus the fattest apparatus at the radisson madison ave when I updated my status the madness spreads across the atlas if I'm psychic you'll click like cuz you like it let me wipe off the mic spit the tight shit I strike with is the joy of my existence so I seek and destroy I speak and deploy I'm coy like roy orbison when I'm orbiting the earth and since birth the real mccoy on the mic for whatever it's worth

Monday, October 3, 2011


This is a new rap that I wrote about writing a rap and then posting it to Facebook. Then I posted it to Facebook. The whole thing makes my head hurt.

01 Verbose by torchnyc

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Morning Mayhem lyrics

I wake up in the morning a warning from the A.M. sworn in by the sun a thorn up in my brainstem born into the mayhem of disharmonious voices torn do I obey them can I make my own choices start the coffee mumble softly to myself take the dirty clothes off me grab a towel off the shelf the tile is awfully cold I step into the shower powerfully awakened at this god forsaken hour messages with references to shampoo herbal essences yes it is my natural botanical preferences vestiges of yesterday get washed down the drain unless it is clogged like congestion in my brain I cleanse and maintain removing all the grunge truthfully I choose to maneuver a loofah sponge use it cuz its suitable proven to do the job solution for the ears plus the cotton swab

Friday, August 19, 2011

Morning Mayhem

New rap recorded and mixed by yours truly. The mixing skills are definitely improving - take a listen for yourself. Also, it might be one of the illest verses ever written about taking a shower.
01 Morning Mayhem by torchnyc

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Eat Local

For a long time everyone has been telling me to eat local. Well from now on everything I eat will be within grabbing distance.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Apparently my dogwalker was at rock camp last week...

Another actual note from my dog walker:

"Just Brooke and Cola this afternoon. We caught up and I sang to them the songs I heard last week that the bands at rock camp made up."

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Intergalactic Tactics Lyrics

cloud jumper bumper rusted with the hyper speed busted I adjusted my rear view I steer through star dusted disgusted by the cosmos I had trusted in its wisdom no justice in the entire empire solar system encrusted busses grounded shuttles need a facelift puddles of leaking oil drip from a winnebago spaceship my pace slipped to a sputter now I better land soon on a volcanic planet into a gigantic sand dune with a grand moon of granite shining manic overhead my plans ruined I panic with no aircraft mechanic I began it with the dream of seeking out a greener pasture stomped promptly with a compass to the swamp of a jedi master chomping like a bastard on asteroids and moon pies the disastrous outcome that I witnessed with my two eyes it was anticlimactic so I just cracked it in half the intergalactic tactics that are practice for my craft

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Intergalactic Tactics

It is with much pleasure that I present to you the sounds of me rapping. That is all.
Intergalactic Tactics by torchnyc

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Sierra Mist Natural

I predict that one day in the future Pepsi will invent a beverage sweetener so toxic that Americans will search far and wide just to find Sierra Mist with real high fructose corn syrup.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Health Food

Eating healthy can be a real challenge in a fast-paced world. And most Americans aren’t getting enough whole grain in their diet. So kudos to General Mills for creating a nutritious breakfast cereal that’s high in whole grain. While I haven’t looked at the ingredients or nutritional content, I can only assume that this cereal contains more beta carotene than kale and more iron than spinach. Children of America, drop those vegetables immediately and dig into some Lucky Charms!

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Actual Unedited Notes From My Dog Walker

3/8/2011: "Today it was Brooke and Geordie teaming up on the world going #1 on all the hotspots that other dogs go #1 on. They were so occupied with this that they missed the number of cats who I happen to see hidden well."

3/16/2011: "We came across what looked like Pandora's Box this afternoon with Cougar and Lola. It looked innocent and we all stopped to get a closer look but none of us dared to open it."

3/17/2011: "Brooke and Cougar pranced around in the sun together this afternoon. We came upon a squealing child on the sidewalk who was freaking us out."