Friday, November 26, 2010


The turducken is SO 2008.
2010 is the year of the turDUNKIN!!! I have been outdone!

Saturday, October 23, 2010


The band Boston is from Boston.
The band Chicago is from Chicago.
The band Kansas is from Kansas.
The band Alabama is from Alabama.
The band Phoenix is from France. That just isn't right.

Friday, September 3, 2010


They always say to leave off the last S for savings when you dial the toll-free number. So if the last S is for savings, and you're leaving it off, then doesn't that mean that there are no savings?

Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Cavernous Cave

Here's a track of me rapping over a new El-P beat. Hope you dig it.
Cavernous Cave by torchnyc
By the way, if you like the beat then buy El-P's instrumental album here.

Friday, August 20, 2010


Now you can follow the Prospective Perspective on Twitter. Just do it. Don't even question it. Seriously, the fact that you are even questioning it is disturbing.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Ghost Dog Whisperer

It's about time that Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cesar Millan and Forest Whitaker collaborate and make the show that everyone has been waiting to see; Ghost Dog Whisperer.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Vegetarian Turkey Bacon

They make vegetarian turkey and they make vegetarian bacon. So why has no one thought of making vegetarian turkey bacon?

Monday, January 18, 2010

Hugh Grant???

Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't Colin Firth have been a much better choice for the $20 bill?

Sunday, January 3, 2010


A persimmon is exactly what happens when you combine a tomato with a mango. It should be called a tomango.