Thursday, October 30, 2008


It should be noted that although the Prospective Perspective may have temporarily banned all posts relating to nuts and legumes, this ban does not apply to beans, which are, technically speaking, a magical fruit.

Friday, October 17, 2008

In My Pants

This one is for all the ladies who have ever wanted to know what I've got in my pants. Scroll down for a detailed diagram...

Tuesday, October 14, 2008


Ladies and gentlemen, it seems that hard times are upon us. Now is not the time for luxury. If you're looking to save some money, I'd suggest switching to cashew halves. You get just as many cashews.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Nature vs. Nurture

Little known fact:
While most people assume that Vinnie and Treach agree on everything, in the early days they were known for their heated debates. For example, Vinnie believed that one's character is the result of upbringing and experience while Treach believed that personality is largely innate. In the end, Treach was victorious and Vinnie gave up his fight to name the group Naughty By Nurture.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Pop Tarts

If I may make a suggestion to the people at Pop Tarts... Why limit yourselves to only breakfast and dessert? There are many meals that could be eaten in the form of a rectangular pastry treat. Just hear me out: Chicken Pot Pop Tarts.