Sunday, October 30, 2011

Another Note From My Dogwalker

"Just Brooke and me today. We both checked out a cool-looking rotary phone abandoned under a tree. I bet she was only interested not to have a phone to call her friends but because there was probably pee on it."

Monday, October 24, 2011

Czech Limerick

There once was a man from Prague
Who always wanted to eat frog
So finally he did it
As he burped up a "ribbit"
And shat an amphibious log

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Verbose Lyrics

I get engrossed like a host body with ghost hypnosis spirits with the most peculiar ache so I take a dose of lyrics verbose over a verse I coast over a bass hook my pace took close to days til I posted it to facebook then the place shook case looked open and shut dismissed just taste brooklyn wordplay with a suburban jersey twist I insist crisp artistic persist risking history an abyss off in the distance and the brisk wind gets blistery the baddest clouds of stratus the fattest apparatus at the radisson madison ave when I updated my status the madness spreads across the atlas if I'm psychic you'll click like cuz you like it let me wipe off the mic spit the tight shit I strike with is the joy of my existence so I seek and destroy I speak and deploy I'm coy like roy orbison when I'm orbiting the earth and since birth the real mccoy on the mic for whatever it's worth

Monday, October 3, 2011


This is a new rap that I wrote about writing a rap and then posting it to Facebook. Then I posted it to Facebook. The whole thing makes my head hurt.

01 Verbose by torchnyc