Saturday, April 23, 2011

Intergalactic Tactics

It is with much pleasure that I present to you the sounds of me rapping. That is all.
Intergalactic Tactics by torchnyc

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Sierra Mist Natural

I predict that one day in the future Pepsi will invent a beverage sweetener so toxic that Americans will search far and wide just to find Sierra Mist with real high fructose corn syrup.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Health Food

Eating healthy can be a real challenge in a fast-paced world. And most Americans aren’t getting enough whole grain in their diet. So kudos to General Mills for creating a nutritious breakfast cereal that’s high in whole grain. While I haven’t looked at the ingredients or nutritional content, I can only assume that this cereal contains more beta carotene than kale and more iron than spinach. Children of America, drop those vegetables immediately and dig into some Lucky Charms!