Sunday, August 24, 2008

Beverages I Have Invented

The Crown Royal/Royal Crown - Crown Royal whiskey and R.C. Cola.

The Jack n' Tonic - Jack Daniels whiskey and tonic water. It rolls right off the tongue yet would taste awful. Your waitress will do a double-take.

The Rebel and Redbull - Czech Rebel beer with Redbull.

The Neutralizer - A glass full of liquid acid. Then drop in an antacid.

The Rumbler - Prune juice and Kaopectate.

The Fizzy Lemon - A blast of flavor. One part Sprite, one part 7Up and one part Sierra Mist.

The Sacrilegious Mimosa - Dom Perignon champagne and Sunny Delight.

The Aunt Flo - Essentially identical to a Bloody Mary.

The Citrus Rum Rascal - Milk and Sambuca (the name is actually a misnomer).

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