Hugh Grant???

Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't Colin Firth have been a much better choice for the $20 bill?

Persimmons

A persimmon is exactly what happens when you combine a tomato with a mango. It should be called a tomango.

Gremlins

Mogwais aren't supposed to eat after midnight or else they'll turn into gremlins. And the movie shows clearly that mogwais can eat at 11:59 pm with no problem, so long as they finish up by midnight.

Everyone I know has wondered how long mogwais have to wait until they can eat again in the morning. But the more important question is how they're affected by daylight savings and time zones. Do they set their clocks back? What if a mogwai starts eating on a plane that takes off at 11:30 pm heading west from Atlanta to San Diego and continues eating for an hour? By the time midnight in Atlanta comes around, that mogwai is in central time zone.

Drinkability

Bud Light's current advertising campaign is DRINKABILITY, clearly establishing that Bud Light:

1) Is a liquid.
2) Is not poison.

Agricultural News

Ahh yes, September is just around the corner. And a rainy spring season should yield one of the most bountiful crunchberry harvests in years.

Question

Question: What do you get when you combine Christian Bale with Corey Feldman?



Answer: Eric Bana

Just try and tell me you don't see it.

New Favorite Band

Does anyone know if these guys are touring this summer? They bring the raw energy. Word.