Private Eyes

I know a lot of people prefer Every Breath You Take by the Police, but my favorite song to listen to when stalking someone is definitely Private Eyes by Hall and Oates.

22nd Century

I would highly recommend that someone start a company called 22nd Century right now before all of a sudden it's the year 2100 and it's too late.

Recession Hits Prospective Perspective

I realize that posts on the Prospective Perspective have been less frequent in recent months. Please bear with us as we have been substantially impacted by the current recession. With revenues down, we have been forced to lay off most of our staff. And I have been hesitant to accept any federal bailout funds since that would curb my salary at $500,000.

Dirty Soap

When things get dirty we rely on soap to clean them. But what do we do when the soap itself gets dirty?This one will keep you up all night.

Pibb

Did you know that the Latin word pibb translates literally to "nectar of the gods?"

Mr. Pibb has always had an inferiority complex about not going to medical school like his counterpart Dr. Pepper. Is that why he changed his name to Pibb Xtra?
Anyways, it turns out you don't need a degree to make the most delicious soda ever.

Food

Somehow a disproportionate number of posts on the Prospective Perspective are food-related. This is entirely unintentional.

Samoas

If you ask me, there's no better way to honor a people and their culture than with a delicious cookie. Here's to you, Samoa.


Suprisingly, these cookies have been very controversial. It seems certain Samoans, either allergic to coconut or just sensitive about their weight, have lobbied to re-name these cookies Caramel deLites. The Girl Scouts have been accomodating in markets with larger Samoan populations.