Feet and Impotence

Have you seen this ad on the subway?


Despite the lame attempt to make it look like it's three ads, they're not fooling anyone.

Seriously? One impotence ad surrounded by two ads for the same foot doctor? And three ads that are always in the same order?

Anyways, yes it's true. The same place that's gonna fix your erection can also heal your bunions.

16 and Pregnant

Thanks to MTV, who is making it easier than ever for 16-year-old girls who are looking for a way to get famous.

Did You Know?

Of all the players on the Buffalo Bills, not a single one of them is named Bill.

Craigs List

With everyone talking about these Craigs lists all the time I just had to get in on the action. Here's mine...


1. Craig Ferguson
2. Craig T. Nelson
3. Larry Craig
4. Daniel Craig
5. Craig Kilborn
6. Jenny Craig

16 Again

I just thought of the greatest idea for a movie: 16 Again.

Keeping Things Straight - Part II

Am I the only one who gets confused between Willie Mays and Billy Mays?

Frosted Mini Wheats

I saw an ad for Frosted Mini Wheats tonight that cited scientific data that doctors recommend children eat Frosted Mini Wheats for breakfast over not having breakfast at all. I don't have a problem with that claim, I just think that they're setting the bar really low. Right? I mean, they're saying that given the choice between eating Frosted Mini Wheats in the morning or not eating anything at all and thereby starving your body of any necessary sustenance, then yes, they recommend eating food.