Keeping Things Straight - Part II

Am I the only one who gets confused between Willie Mays and Billy Mays?

Frosted Mini Wheats

I saw an ad for Frosted Mini Wheats tonight that cited scientific data that doctors recommend children eat Frosted Mini Wheats for breakfast over not having breakfast at all. I don't have a problem with that claim, I just think that they're setting the bar really low. Right? I mean, they're saying that given the choice between eating Frosted Mini Wheats in the morning or not eating anything at all and thereby starving your body of any necessary sustenance, then yes, they recommend eating food.

Private Eyes

I know a lot of people prefer Every Breath You Take by the Police, but my favorite song to listen to when stalking someone is definitely Private Eyes by Hall and Oates.

22nd Century

I would highly recommend that someone start a company called 22nd Century right now before all of a sudden it's the year 2100 and it's too late.

Recession Hits Prospective Perspective

I realize that posts on the Prospective Perspective have been less frequent in recent months. Please bear with us as we have been substantially impacted by the current recession. With revenues down, we have been forced to lay off most of our staff. And I have been hesitant to accept any federal bailout funds since that would curb my salary at $500,000.

Dirty Soap

When things get dirty we rely on soap to clean them. But what do we do when the soap itself gets dirty?This one will keep you up all night.

Pibb

Did you know that the Latin word pibb translates literally to "nectar of the gods?"

Mr. Pibb has always had an inferiority complex about not going to medical school like his counterpart Dr. Pepper. Is that why he changed his name to Pibb Xtra?
Anyways, it turns out you don't need a degree to make the most delicious soda ever.