Sunday, October 25, 2009

Drinkability


Bud Light's current advertising campaign is DRINKABILITY, clearly establishing that Bud Light:

1) Is a liquid.
2) Is not poison.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Agricultural News

Ahh yes, September is just around the corner. And a rainy spring season should yield one of the most bountiful crunchberry harvests in years.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Question

Question: What do you get when you combine Christian Bale with Corey Feldman?



Answer: Eric Bana

Just try and tell me you don't see it.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

New Favorite Band

Does anyone know if these guys are touring this summer? They bring the raw energy. Word.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Feet and Impotence

Have you seen this ad on the subway?


Despite the lame attempt to make it look like it's three ads, they're not fooling anyone.

Seriously? One impotence ad surrounded by two ads for the same foot doctor? And three ads that are always in the same order?

Anyways, yes it's true. The same place that's gonna fix your erection can also heal your bunions.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

16 and Pregnant


Thanks to MTV, who is making it easier than ever for 16-year-old girls who are looking for a way to get famous.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Did You Know?

Of all the players on the Buffalo Bills, not a single one of them is named Bill.