What's up with Ms. Pac-Man using the "Ms." title? Is she married to Pac-Man or not? Or are they just shacking up? Does she use it because she's a feminist? Why doesn't Pac-Man go by Mr. Pac-Man?
More importantly, wouldn't it make more sense if she was Pac-Woman?
Also, does she have to be so damn sexy?
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
Election Season
Yes, once again it's election season, which can only mean one thing; things are very tense around my apartment. The mood can get quite uncomfortable when you live with a dog who is so conservative. She is even anti-spaying and neutering. In this photo you can see her giving me the silent treatment for my stance on gun control.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Turducken
If you haven't heard of a turducken, it's a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey. I've never tasted it, but it sounds like a scrumptious journey into the deliciousness of poultry. In this day in age, people are simply not satisfied with only one kind of meat. Which is why I would like to present some variations on the turducken.
Osphecorn – More poultry. A Cornish game hen stuffed inside of a pheasant stuffed inside of an ostrich.
Beelapork - A pig (pork) stuffed inside of a lamb stuffed inside of a cow (beef).
Buffvigoat – A goat stuffed inside of a deer (venison) stuffed inside of a buffalo. For those who prefer a gamier flavor.
Lobcrallop – Seafood style. A scallop stuffed inside of a crab stuffed inside of a lobster.
Eggporter - Just so you don't think I forgot the vegetarians. A veggie burger stuffed inside of a portabello mushroom stuffed inside of an eggplant.
Sninkie-Q – A dessert delicacy. A Suzy-Q stuffed inside of a Twinkie stuffed inside of a Sno Ball.
Fradpole – A tadpole stuffed inside of a frog. Also tog. I realize this only involves two elements, but I think it's cool that they're both of the same species during different stages of the lifecycle.
Chefs of the world, I hope you're paying attention.
Osphecorn – More poultry. A Cornish game hen stuffed inside of a pheasant stuffed inside of an ostrich.
Beelapork - A pig (pork) stuffed inside of a lamb stuffed inside of a cow (beef).
Buffvigoat – A goat stuffed inside of a deer (venison) stuffed inside of a buffalo. For those who prefer a gamier flavor.
Lobcrallop – Seafood style. A scallop stuffed inside of a crab stuffed inside of a lobster.
Eggporter - Just so you don't think I forgot the vegetarians. A veggie burger stuffed inside of a portabello mushroom stuffed inside of an eggplant.
Sninkie-Q – A dessert delicacy. A Suzy-Q stuffed inside of a Twinkie stuffed inside of a Sno Ball.
Fradpole – A tadpole stuffed inside of a frog. Also tog. I realize this only involves two elements, but I think it's cool that they're both of the same species during different stages of the lifecycle.
Chefs of the world, I hope you're paying attention.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Uproar
I realize that my loyal fanbase is up in arms about the lack of blog posts lately. Let me just reassure my readers that recently I've been very busy and I intend to follow this short hiatus with posts that are even more profound and more insightful than my previous posts (if that's even possible).
Friday, September 5, 2008
Caesar Salad
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Venus Fly Trap
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